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For the last blog of the semester, I have collaborated with my fellow radio members to create a short story. It's the last week of classes and I have a lot of writing assignments to do as an English Major so I had to enlist the help of some friends. At the last general board meeting, I asked everyone sitting at my table to contribute one sentence to the story. It is quite short but the true literature fan will appreciate this masterpiece for what it is. Enjoy.

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The rat king has awoken. Immediately, he runs for his drapes, scared of what he might find. Eminem is standing there, on the other side of the window, glistening and naked. He told the rat king he would die in 11 days if he could not rhyme "banana" with "orange." Bewildered, the rat king stumbles to the bathroom and grabs a razor blade. He hesitates, before bringing the blade to his tongue. Is this it? Will I be the Diva Down?

The End.