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Olivia Cisneros

Make Cosplay Great Again

Former president and current presidential candidate Donald Trump has recently been caught cosplaying different career paths in case the election doesn't work out in his favor. Even though we all know he's never lost anything in his life ever.


@realdonaldtrump on Instagram

Trump fulfills his little boy fantasy of being in the NFL as a walk-on player for the Pittsburgh Steelers. He shows off his bulging biceps, hubba hubba! Sadly, he sat on the bench the entire game though, so we don't get to see him get tackled. It's okay, Donald, you don't need to be a good athlete. With that smolder and rocking bod, you definitely have potential as a model!

@realdonaldtrump on Instagram Not pictured: Donald Trump stealing french fries

He was also found cosplaying as a working-class citizen. He worked at McDonald’s for not even one full shift. According to other staff members, he made everyone refer to him as Ronald McTrump Donald the entire time. When asked about his experience, he said, “It was very hard. Lots of good, hard-working people here. That is what America is about, hard work. There is nothing more American than working a minimum-wage job. God bless McDonalds. If you vote for me, then free ice cream for everyone as long as the machine is not broken." As it seems, the presidency has nothing on the service industry.


When asked what's next, Donald said four words: “Six Flags Great America." Whatever that means.



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