Important PSA

The year is 2045. A child is in class on parents' career day. He sees his entire classroom light up with joy as they see their parents talk about their respective career paths. A doctor, a banker, a writer, an engineer, a teacher. It was only to this child's dismay when they saw their father walk in with a Pioneer DJ DDJ-FLX-4 Controller, and talk about his career as a successful DJ (he spins mediocre mixes at frat parties). 

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No more DJs. This world has too many DJs. Way too many people are out here picking up a DJ deck and a week later going out to any nightclub to play their terrible mix that they cooked up in their mom’s basement. Stop it. Please, it’s actually concerning how many DJs have sprawled out of nowhere. It’s COVID, but instead of a virus, it's DDJ controllers. Listen, bro, close Serato, put away the controller; nobody is gonna listen to your garbage transitions. We need plumbers and electricians dawg. We have a literal teacher shortage. Who’s gonna teach the youth when all you know how to do is align two tracks on a beat grid? We need doctors, too. As a matter of fact, no more podcasts, too, while we’re at it. 

With that being said… I do have a controller that's been collecting a little dust, which I wish to practice. My mixes will be better, though, trust. I’m not like you.