If RuPaul Hosted the 2025 Oscars

I saw an Instagram reel of a comedian (@charlieflynnnn) doing a bit of hosting this year's Oscars as Rupaul. I thought it was a hilarious take, and I absolutely love Drag Race. I watch it all the time, and Ru on the judge's panel is iconic. Here is my take of Rupaul hosting the 97th Oscars (disclaimer: you must read the remaining text in Ru's voice). Silence! Bring back my Oscar nominations...

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Actress in a Leading Role

Cynthia Erivo- Your Elphaba was wicked, but it didn't quite defy gravity. You're safe.

Demi Moore- You have the substance; unfortunately, your Elizabeth could have pumped it up. You're safe.

Mikey Madison- You stripped yourself bare in Anora, and your dynamic performance had us dancing with pleasure. Condragulations, you are the winner of this year's Oscar.

Actor in a Leading Role

Timothee Chalamet- Your talent is not unknown; unfortunately, we weren't completely sold on your performance. It ain't you, babe; you're safe.

Colman Domingo- While your G was divine, it did not make us sing, sing. You're safe.

Adrien Brody- If loving you is brutal, then baby, I'm a masochist! Condragulations, you're the winner of Actor in a Leading Role.

Best Picture

Wicked- Your depiction of Oz made us never want to click our ruby slippers together to go home. You're safe.

Conclave- Your cast gave a strong foundation, but your film... concaved. You're safe.

Dune: Part Two- Despite having an Oscar-nominated actor as your main character, you left us drier than the desert planet Arrakis. You're safe.

Anora- Your film was anything but aBOREa. Condragulations, you are the winner of this year's Best Picture.