Fact-Checking Trump's Cabinet Elects

In today's social and tech-savvy age, misinformation can spread faster than ever. And so, I am taking it upon myself to address and analyze the validity of statements from some of Trump's cabinet. In other words, I am humbly here with the truth for my people.

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Claim (RFK Jr): Antidepressants are more likely to commit school shootings.

False. Antidepressants do not have arms.

Claim (Marco Rubio): You know what they say about men with small hands? You can't trust 'em!

No one has ever said this.

Claim (John Ratcliffe): We will go to every corner of the globe, no matter how dark or difficult.

Google Maps doesn't work like that.

Claim (Pete Hegseth): Whether we like it or not, gender differences matter in a combat situation.

Nothing matters.

Claim (Pam Bondi): I have many, many gay friends.

It is hard to imagine this woman has any friends. Let alone friends who are queer.

Claim (RFK Jr): I'm not a stand-up comic.

That's just the tapeworm speaking blasphemy.

Claim (Linda McMahon): Trump has the heart of a lion, and the soul of a warrior.

This is debatable... It has yet to be proven if Trump has a heart.

Claim (Elon Musk): I'm the alpha in this relationship.

Elon has never topped anything in his life. He is not even an official cabinet member, just an advisor.